Stacey III reported in per our request with the low down. In his most nonchalant, brutally honest form, he said:
"I was going potty and Wyatt said he didn't need to but then he did, so I peed on him, so he punched me then I punched him back then I spit on him and then he spit on me."
We just sat there like deer in headlights staring at him wondering what chapter of parenting 101 covers that.
Oh how I love the mischievous, misunderstood, mysterious minds of boys. :)