NOT

They say kids can't understand sarcasm, but, I think ours might be catching on.

Wyatt: Crying and whining about wanting something (can't remember what - but it was VERY important at the time).

Dad: Oh, well if you really want it just keep crying because you always get what you want if you just cry and whine about it.

Stacey III: (small pause) NOT!!

Sure he's about 15 years late with his hip "not" response, but still you have to give the kid some props (because that's a word everyone uses) (guess that solves the mystery of where he is picking up these super current phrases) for his whit.

Our parenting book on how to instill sarcasm and other such biblical virtues in your children will be on store shelves soon.